The History of Rellim

In the early 15th century there ws a small village outside of the Watachiki tribe. The inhabitants were of a particular type that allowed no outsiders. This village was called "Unaprombre" which in Hotcherian means "Of one mind, the wilderness wonders alone in the dust from daylight to dusk no one shall enter." This name struck fear into the hearts of the surrounding tribes. They sought out to rebel against the village and the inhabitants. Hatred of many years boiled in the blood of the tribes causing them to become allies and put aside their differences for the victory of a common goal.

When the dial hit midnight and the moon was blackened the tribes loaded the donkeys and set forth to Unaprombe. Unfortunately the village was aware of the attack and evacuated to the now empty villages and set them a blaze. When the disgruntled tribeulines returned unsatisfied the were surprised their village was burnt to the ground. Now with the fury of a thousand Gods raging through their veins they turned on each other and killed until the dirt and soil was engulfed in the maroon liquid of human leakage.

Unaprombe was salvaged and prospered. It is now the biggest city in the world and we all know why. That is the legendary story of Unaprombe.